Mark Twain.

By brookester

In the Oregonian, in the Living section, on the first page of the two-page puzzle and comics spread Aces on Bridge is always printed in the upper right corner. I have no idea what Aces on Bridge is or what it refers to but above the start of the paragraph that accompanies the symbols, numbers a quote is printed in italics. Every weekday morning I grab one of the ten papers the school receives, take the out the Living section and then recycle the rest. I ditch the rest of the paper for two reasons: 1. I am not interested in any other section and 2. Barb’s unofficial rule is that once a paper is dissected it should be recycled; it’s a valid request. After retrieving the Living I scan the front page for any cool or eye catching pictures then turn to the back of the front page to read the celebrity quotes located in the top right corner; there are always two quotes. After that I find the two-page puzzle and comics spread and read the Ace on Bridge quote. Today’s quote is as follows:

“There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.” – Mark Twain

I agree with Mark on what is to the left of comma but not so much with what is to right of it. Optimism is a positive trait and I would think preferred in those who are elderly. Isn’t it better to be hopeful and happy as compared to morbid and sad? Thought: Placing the word would in front of think is rather absurd for it vaguely insinuates that I find Mr. Twain’s words to be law or always what is truth; I don’t. All quotes are open for interpretation.

After my routine I fold up the paper in my own special way so that the crossword faces outward and is ready to solved! Or at least ready for an attempt at being solved.

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